it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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