I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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