is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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