she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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