She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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