U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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