i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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