I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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