I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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