oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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