Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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