She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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