North Korea, Best Korea!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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