You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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