haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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