I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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