there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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