Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize