Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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