I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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