After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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