he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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