what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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