PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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