I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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