I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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