Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just had sex on a roof
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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