just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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