So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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