im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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