I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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