ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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