i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
