No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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