everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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