Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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