i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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