As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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