Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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