no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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