She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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