somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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