Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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