I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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