so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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