Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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