Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The air taste purple.
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