But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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