She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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