# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
