Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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