We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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