i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
